The Oliver Project

Cake and Eating It

I just found out a friend ate a whole wedding cake to see Mariah Carey. It took her over 4 hours. She's the one in the middle. Ahhh, the lure of Mariah Carey. She's a siren unto as all, leading us to the frosted land of wedding cakes and ever-more-full bellies under drunken spells of Glitter and glam. We are intoxicated. As high as the highest Mariah Carey song can go. We live for that moment. Congratulations to you, my friend. You have won.